What can I say? What do I say?

What can I say? What do I say?

“I’m over being sober.”

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Conan O’Brien and Bob Odenkirk in the SNL writers’ room

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Conan O’Brien and Bob Odenkirk in the SNL writers’ room

NSFW. But “Where my gerunds at?” should be someone’s tattoo/T-shirt/vanity plate, whatnot

books i’ve failed to read

books i’ve failed to read

Best moment of my young life

Best moment of my young life

MY MOM BOUGHT ME NEW SHOES (as revealed on gChat)

  • Mom: Got your crocs today. Will mail them tomorrow.
  • Brianna: WHAT COLOR?
  • Mom: Well, not really exciting colors. Only could get what they had, I got a tan and a brown. And I got a tennis shoe (buy 2 get one free) that looks like a converse low top but is a croc. It's cute.
  • Brianna: But I wanted purple
  • Mom: :/
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